Hello Darlings

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

faunaflorah:

me as hell

thegestianpoet:

is this martin freeman and benedict cumberbatch

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

themaidofdishonor:

nadiemeconoce:

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Never forget.

englishsnow:

by Ezekiel

officialhydra:

provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool

John Watson’s worst nightmare

#I fuckin’ hate the future

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

mrsmarisacoulter:

#It’s either a portal to hell or a doorway to Narnia

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

yetanotherreferenceblog:

hchano:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:

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wait what

holy shit

y’all enjoy your anime gifs while i just


YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

HW